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Chronic Caffeine Dependence

by Perkulatory

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YomaBarr Hahahaha it's me in the cover art, the living picture :) But seriously, it's some of the best non-adjective DM I've heard lately, and I'm in my acute DM phase right now.

They don't give a damn, they shred and that's what it's about :) And it's fun, yo.
Daniel Nielsen
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Daniel Nielsen My coffee intake quadrupled since getting this album. Had to go to rehab and i'm happy to say that i'm down to only just 12 pots of coffee a day now.

Favorite track: Pleasure of Percolation.
Marco Berg
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Marco Berg Make my coffee death metal! Favorite track: Mocca Master.
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    Seven songs of coffee-drenched death metal.
    Artwork by Łukasz Jaszak.

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1.
Within my chamber of torture You're shackled and stripped oy your gown I'm burning with desire to hurt you Naked in the shadows you're hanging upside down I watch as you struggle, unable to move Sweet scent from the pot, soon I'll have my fun The coffee is ready, I take it from the stove and approach you, my pretty bondaged nun The finest beans grinded and blended well Mercilessly delivered via rectal fennel Sadistically I pour the boiling coffee Suffering screams muffle scornful scoffing The greatest pain you've ever felt as the java makes your intestines melt of internal torment you anguished scream kept awake by caffeine Your mind can't wander, ever present Savouring every painful moment Unbearable ordeal, a fate all to grim Scalding coffee enema. Filled to the brim Colombian black hate is ripping you through Ravished and torn, you're basically screwed You implore me to end it, but before I let you have death I make you tell me: "Tack för kaffet!"
2.
In a coffee filtered reality This ebony nightmare brew It is surging through me Dark aromas of death, so deep they keep me awake I will never go to sleep the roastery of hell is where I abide planning mocca mastered genocide empty the unholy chalice swallow drops of Gevalia malice caffeine communion and blasphemy anti christian java anarchy necrosadistic torture in hell's fires infernal scalding of the liars how they tremble in spastic convulsion suffering the overdosed repulsion upon the sinners I will draw my latte art with a chainsaw
3.
Decafitated 02:52
The black art procedure, a ceremony Oiling the infernal machinery Expelling every sign of impurity There can be no mistakes! No replacement for this death's affinity Lead the war on falseness, invariably A caffeine free existence equals misery That will never happen on our watch! Bringing forth the blackest of black A failure in brewing will take you to the torture rack! To the rack! Decafitated! the content of my cup is like a moonless night Decafitated! I am one with the dark and will never come to light Decafitated! Through forced gavage you suffer more than a mouthful Decafitated! If you try to poison me I will drink coffee from your skull From your skull!
4.
Mocca Master 03:52
Black clouded steam from a boiling machine fueled by the power of hell an electric device that will be your demise once its program has come to an end Its cogs are turning fast as hell oozing well-oiled torture smell liquid death coursing through soon to rip your soul in two moving from chamber to chamber with speed another cup is all I need seeping water through the funnel soon to reach a scorched flesh tunnel Spraying your face with hot coffee rays melts your skin, taking pain to a new level Black napalm brew for the chosen few sworn against god in league with the devil in league with the devil Crushing the weak no drink for the meek made from beans grown in black light Bringing life to the dead and it's rightly said the sacred fuel for a nation of sleepers (repeat chorus) Mocca Master Infernal disaster A machine of terror and death Steam on your skin The torture begins Black hot fluid will quench your last breath! Resistance is a vain ambition as a swarm of feral claws are opening your mouth for the communion of hell
5.
Unholy bean of the unclean it is grown near the equator grinded well where evil dwells brewn with a percolator forget speed, all I need is a nice cup of joe lethargic, crave black magic sip the robusta brew Drinking coffee all the time turns me to a maniac adenosine receptors lets caffeine in it's embrace bloodlust set loose by adrenaline indulged insomnia as my pituitary gland sends me on a brutal rampage Cease with tricks I need my fix fool me with decaf and awake my wrath weak drink spill time to kill en kopp slät jesus grät Coffee, coffee, coffe! Overdosing Execution style of your chosing Pour the potion of mystic vigor in my coffee cup leave out milk and sugar or I'll have to fuck you up The strongest ebony brew enough to cause a heart attack Don't want no macchiato I prefer my coffee black Påtår!
6.
Legs first into the cogs Raw meat grinding down Femur bones split like logs The crank keeps going round and round On and on A merciless spawn The beast of mutilation Ripping off your limbs In revolving spins Bringer of decimation Slowly minced Inch by inch As blood and pus are spurting A process crude Entrails strewed To the church of flesh (you're) converting Slowly you're ground down Lastly comes skull and brains Makes a cracking sound gray matter crowning your remains As gospels foretold He's on the road Haunting every nation People thus turn to mush and suffer the mincedmeatalization An instrument of dismemberment A violent intestinal unwinder Your fate is set Shredded to death In Satan's coffee grinder
7.
Midnight approaches in the heart of Nashville Cultist have gathered with minds set on evil It's christmas night nineteensixtyone Time for black mass rite Now the time has come Entering in silence where restless spirits dwell into the horrendously haunted Maxwell House Hotel A clandestine alliance of rituals profound Gathering for sceance on unhallowed ground A ghostly presence vibrant throughout the corridors intensifying greatly on each of building's floors Phantoms of the clientele - A reminder of it's heyday; Confederates, a southern belle and ghosts of the kkk To the fifth floor they ascend the stairs and solemnly enter the dining room where beneath a cobwebbed chandelier they arrange the black candle sphere carving a pentagram into the floor into the recess coffee beans are poured reciting stanzas of satanic lore summoning their barista lord It is said the coffee in his cup was was good to the very last drop Appearing before them as a spectral entity They reverently ask him for the secret recipe But "NO!" says the wight, "Tremble before my might" He lets out a ghostly wail turning all their faces pale Rapidly their fear grows as the scream throws the hotel into shambles toppling the candles They stand paralysed as he goes all out poltergeist "My secret shall remain in the abyss where I dwell now (come) join me for coffee legendary even in hell" In ashes and scorched ruins the hotel meet its fate cruel winds carry the scent of a glory lost forever The reward beyond death is to roast slowly in hell the cultists, still in conspiracy sipping coffee with the devil

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Finally, a coffee themed death metal band! Perkulatory serves up seven songs with a total of 23 minutes brewing time. A concentrated decoction of brutality with no milk or sugar added.

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released July 7, 2017

Coffee Grinder - guitars, vocals
Java Lord - guitars, bass, vocals
Unexpected Visitor - lead vocals

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Perkulatory Stockholm, Sweden

Perkulatory was formed in 2014, bound for writing coffee-drenched death metal. The band hails from Stockholm, Sweden and released their first album "Chronic Caffeine Dependence" in 2017.

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